I am a Yid. I like to rock. Veitur!

- [ Wednesday, August 18, 2004 ] -
The Rebbe of Oakley
Make your very own "Rebbe of Oakley" mask! Follow the link to the big version of this picture and print it. Cut out the face and paste it on some cardboard. Tape it to a stick. Presto! You have a "Rebbe of Oakley" mask!

Use it in good health.

Warning: if you see him on the street, don't challenge him to a mandolin-duel. You will lose. He will grind you up, pack you in his bowl and smoke you. Then he'll probably drink some Stroh's.